| A child prodigy on his home planet,
Ty was found here on Earth in a farmer’s field attempting to tune a large squash to drop D.
His adopted hippie parents gave him his first guitar when he was 7 years old and the world has never been the same since.
Soon Ty found that boy band music was like Kryptonite and took an oath to rid our planet of the scourge.
He is able to leap tall pentatonic scales in a single bound and catch speeding harmonics in his mouth.
He hopes one day to be reunited with his mothership, but until that day he continues to play guitar as an alien form of advanced communication.
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